I Swear I’m Not a Hipster Chick

Though it certainly looks that way.

Photo by Celeste Horrocks on Unsplash

I’m not a card carrying, granola loving, socialist snowflake. I mean, I can’t even have granola — it’s got raisins and other things that my body doesn’t tolerate. As far as my impression of a hippy chick goes, it’s been an adventure toward health and wellness, more than a desire to live free in nature and graze on grass. Besides, most grass is full of chemicals, so I…