As a zombie, I am happy to encourage you in avoiding zombie-killing techniques.

Now that I’ve gotten that out of my system, I’m with you about expensive hobbies that I won’t take up because the costs cause my inner miser scream in misery. I’ve taken to having hobbies that I can use outside of the reasons I began them. Some are still costly, but I can at least justify them to myself.

Unlike, say, skydiving, which has exactly two purposes — rollercoaster thrills or discovering gravity.