Open in app

Sign in

Write

Sign in

However, I’ve never witnessed my cell phone licking its own butt.

I Love My Cats, but They Need to Keep Away From My Water Glass
1.2K
12

Christine Schoenwald

Sunshine Zombiegirl
Sunshine Zombiegirl

Written by Sunshine Zombiegirl

1.1K Followers
107 Following

Existential editor. Sort of undead jack of all trades. AKA Kate sunshinezombiegirl@gmail.com https://substack.com/profile/6384222-sunshine-zombiegirl

No responses yet

Help

Status

About

Careers

Press

Blog

Privacy

Terms

Text to speech

Teams